The
Gig the Warlord and the Bottom Bandit
When
I first started in the urchin business, I was not aware of this at
the time, but the divers I was taught by, and worked for, were the
pioneers of the fishery.
At that time there was no special permit to harvest sea urchins. All
you needed was a 45 dollar commercial fishing license. Fish and Game
were happy to get rid of the pests, as they were considered at the
time. So anybody with the wherewithal, could slap an air compressor
on the boat, some hoses, net bags and a davit or boom to lift the
bags, some dive gear and they were good to go. Only when they found
out that to make any money at 6 cent or even 16 cents a pound which
was the price when I started. You had to pick a whole hell of a lot
of sea urchins, and that was a lot of work. Just staying in the water
all day by itself was physically draining, let alone the effort to
fill the net bags required a dedicated or hard headed diver with the
fortitude, stamina, and work ethic to maintain a consistent pace, to
be profitable. Oh but they tried, they were enticed by the “get
rich quick” schemes that were prevalent, at the time. By word of
mouth and even some published ads from processors needing urchins, boat owners needing divers etc. caused a lot of fly by night
operations on some converted yachts, sport fishing, and all kinds of
different barely sea worthy boats with divers barley worthy of the
title, trying their luck harvesting the urchins.
Interestingly enough there happen to be a commercial diving school at one of the prisons in Chino
California. They were mostly geared for the hardhat offshore oil rig
diver. Some urchin divers came from that field, but once they
realized that though it was good money, the oil companies had little
regard for human life when they needed a job done. The full
saturation mixed gas diving was a lot more dangerous than urchin
diving, which mostly stayed out of decompression diving. I guess
someone thought prison inmates might be brave enough for that kind of
diving and there was a diver pool the oil companies could go to when
they needed divers.
That scenario existed in the world I was about to enter, as I was to find out the hard way. One day, when the last boat I was on The Vanilla, a 24 foot Wilson, had her 454 marine mercruiser torn
apart at the unloading dock. I walked away and I needed a job. There was a boat
named the Gig. The Gig was a big ugly wooden sometime fishing boat
that was at the end of its life. I was desperate and figured I would
make a trip and see if I could make enough money to get me through
until I found some thing else. Well the owner was a hardcore biker
with the Warlords patch tattooed on his back. He was short but thick as a fire hydrant. I think someone just
gave him the boat. He was one of those who attended the prison
diving school. Walt McHale was a con man, but I was young and he
convinced me we would do well. He had all this gear on the boat, but
I soon discovered it was a fiasco. He passed as a mechanic but every
other aspect of the operation was a complete joke. He did not even
get into the water. He did not know what he was doing, which I would
not of held against him if he would be open to input, but he wouldn't
listen to anyone either. I got the hell out of there as soon as I
could. Of , course I did not dare let him know of my displeasure and
I soon found something else. He kept on bothering me about a Hansen
fitting I needed to hook up to the end of the hose he had. He tracked
me down and I returned it, but he still wanted me to work on the
boat, and he wouldn't take no for an answer. I did my best to avoid
him and pretty much forgot about him.
Fast
forward a few years later. It was October 1985 at night I was alone
in the water about 2 or 3 miles out of Santa Barbara Harbor. I had
on a pair of Levis and nothing else. . ( if you haven't already see Sinking of the Fat City ) I was eventually rescued, when a spotlight hit me and I saw a Harbor Patrol Boston
Whaler on top of me. I reached up and who should yank me out of the
water? No one other than Walt Mchale. I started shivering violently
as the cold fall air hit me. Walt matter of factly said, ' looks like
your going to need a job or , do you need a job?' Something like
that. I had not thought that far ahead,I was mostly concerned if Bill
was still alive. Mchale made some crude remark how he was not sorry
Bill might be gone, because he supposedly jumped on one of McHale
spots. I did not believe it.
McHale
had a newer urchin boat that was built for sea urchin diving. A 26
foot Wilson the Bottom Bandit. It was not really his, he had conned
a well off lady into buying it for him. She soon regretted that
decision because he really did not have it in him to make it work. I
was fooled (again) into making a trip with him. I should have learned my lesson, but he had a legitimate sea urchin vessel this time He had little Billy Williams
on the boat. Billy was Bill seniors son and he made up his mind to continue his fathers legacy and succeed in the urchin business , except he wanted to learn how to dive. I had to admire him, because he was not a natural water-man. But, he was determined and he had the mechanic in him like his father. Bill senior, I know could tear a diesel motor down and put it back together. and little Billy was not far behind.
I was reluctant to jump on the boat immediately, but after a while I relented and we made a trip. I found a good spot, and was loading up the boat when McHale, who again never even suited up started to rant and rave about the quality I couldn't believe it, the quality was fine he had just never experienced a real diver picking urchins at a pace that could have loaded the boat in one day. In the anchorage that night McHale went on and on about prison stories and in the morning, he seemed reluctant to get going. My impression was he would rather stay in the anchorage, drink beer and tell prison stories than work.
I was reluctant to jump on the boat immediately, but after a while I relented and we made a trip. I found a good spot, and was loading up the boat when McHale, who again never even suited up started to rant and rave about the quality I couldn't believe it, the quality was fine he had just never experienced a real diver picking urchins at a pace that could have loaded the boat in one day. In the anchorage that night McHale went on and on about prison stories and in the morning, he seemed reluctant to get going. My impression was he would rather stay in the anchorage, drink beer and tell prison stories than work.
We finally arrived at Santa |Barbara Harbor, unloaded and rented a guest slip for the night. The weather was fine , so I suggested we do a turn around, I was shocked when Mchale actually wanted to make another trip. I had not been paid
and was broke so I was waiting for him in the slip at Santa Barbara
Harbor. He was to cash the check from the processor so we could fuel
and he could pay me. He showed up way late I decided to cook some
breakfast with what food he had on the boat while I was waiting .
When he finally did return he flew of the handle , that I had made
breakfast. I said if he would pay me I could get my own breakfast he
then he threw the money in the water, while little Billy tried to
retrieve it. All of a sudden WHAM!! CRACK!! I felt the blow to my face, it took me a second for my vision to focus, and then I realized McHale sucker punched me, which was later described by little Billy as a haymaker. I
think that was the hardest I had ever been hit. It rattled and
chipped my teeth and I was in a daze. I managed to jump in the water as he proceeded throwing oil cans at me. I managed to swim far enough
away so I could climb out of the water. I called the police, and
told them the story. I don't know what he told them, but the officer
ended up taking me to the station and checking me out for drug use.
I could not believe it. Apparently he intimidated little Billy into backing up his story. It must of been a good one, as he conned that rookie cop into not arresting him for assault. The following day I
attempted to get my dive gear but he would not let me. I ended up
getting some help from Kevin Sears of all people. He went straight
up to McHale and demanded he let me have my gear. I got my gear, but
I can tell you I was going to shoot McHale with a spear gun if he
tried to stop me from getting my gear, the night before, but I
thought better of it and I always have gratitude that Keven helped me
out. I got a chance to pay him back, but that's another story.
Wild wild West! What a bunch of mis-fits. I loved it! Ha!
ReplyDeletePart one of my comment: Well now I finally know what happened. This was 1,000% Walt alright. I worked as a deckhand on the Bottom Bandit for a while... I was a brand-new completely inexperienced tender, and Walt explained that one of my most important tasks would be to sample the roe of at least one urchin from every single bag that came up. He said if they tasted "off" in any way I should tug his hose twice, then do it again, until he could get the other divers and move the boat to a different spot where the urchins might taste better. First day working on the boat I must have eaten two pounds of those vile things, they all tasted bad to me, but I choked them down since this was an important part of my new job (which I desperately needed).
ReplyDeleteNext morning I woke up in the water, Walt had picked me up and thrown me overboard because his coffee wasn't ready. We'd seen a great white right under the boat the night before, they said I was almost walking on water with my eyes bugging out of my head trying to get to the transom. I'd slept like a baby all night with the boat rocking me to sleep, dead to the world, although with a sour stomach from eating all that nasty sea urchin roe.
Part two of my comment: So then we had another day at the islands, me almost flipping the boat a couple of times before getting the hang of how to swing the bags onboard with the dabbit (that's how he said it, it was a long time before I realized this wasn't even a word let alone the correct term), and of course eating another couple of pounds of urchin roe that made me want to puke. I tried to puke, then finally tried tasting the required samples before spitting them out to spare my already-sour stomach, but... this was an important part of my new job (that I desperately needed at that time).
ReplyDeleteThis first experience on a commercial boat was also the first time Billy tried diving. Walt had dumpster-dived at Santa Barbara Harbor to retrieve a bright blue sporty dive suit, then carefully tailored and patched it to fit Billy (you should still check with Billy on his memories of this if he's still around after all these years). It was really strange seeing Walt tearing out of the water in a rage throwing his lead weight belt at anyone in range (I learned that ducking was also a very important part of my new job), then just a few minute later turning into a perfectly serene and content Betsy Ross kind of character. Happy to help, and he had the makings of becoming an excellent tailor had he tried (probably would have made a lot more money than in diving or running dive boats, since as he sewed out on the bright sunny deck he'd smile and talk, and talk, and talk, carefully weaving his curved upholstery needle threaded with mint-flavored light green dental floss in and out of the Neoprene... I can still see him now).
Part three of my comment: Billy couldn't swim but I was there when he put on his "new" patched-together wetsuit, Walt guestimated how much weight to put on his belt, then helped Billy into the water (pushed him backwards hard into a thick kelp paddy). Billy sank, then all we saw were his eyeballs inside his mask peeking out from the kelp. Walt laughed and yelled "You look like a drowning blue bird!" before jumping to the water to help him on his first trip downstairs.
ReplyDeleteSo that was just the first two days of my new job... I stayed on for some years and these were the least of my stories dealing with Walt. Since he didn't bother suiting up when you went on his boat you probably didn't see the blast patterns of thick scars running up from his ankles to his chest and over his shoulder, he always told me it was from a Bouncing Betty back during his Marine Corps days in Viet Nam, although I never really believed anything he said unless I heard somebody else independently remember whatever incident when he wasn't within hearing distance.
Part four of my comment: Yes, Walt had an incredibly violent temper all right that could be unexpectedly triggered at any moment right out of the blue, the slightest thing, although on the other hand he could also put his life on the line for complete strangers just as quickly. He was an odd duck, thankfully dead himself now... human kind wasn't built to handle that kind of unpredictable creature.
ReplyDeleteWalt was probably the most talented conman that humanity ever produced, he could talk anybody in or out of just about anything, so don't feel bad that he drew you into his world for a few hours or days. He was the very best at manipulating other people, a true Master Of Disaster down to his core. As a professional confidence artist, he had a hypnotic charm about him that was hard to pull away from... although I'm not surprised that he went straight into his con-BS after you were pulled from the water half-dead, and that he didn't really care that Bill Sr. was missing and probably dead for sure. He was like that.
Part five of my comment: So to finish: after my two harrowing first days on the Bottom Bandit, completely exhausted with an upset stomach never wanting to eat anything ever again, we landed at Santa Barbara Harbor and after offloading I limped off to take a shower (every muscle in my body screaming). Walt said to meet them at the Fuel Docks, after cleaning up I crawled over to the Fuel Docks. There from above I saw Walt with about a dozen other divers, he saw me, pointed at me, and said something that made all the other divers laugh hysterically while staring at me. I made my way down and one of the faceless divers suddenly pulled me aside and whispered "You don't have to eat all those sea urchins, it was a big joke on you, that's not part of your job" into my ear.
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